Smell like Roses

I have found the must have product for 2008. I know I will recieve many thanks for making everyone aware of this product. However, I was surprised to discover that this is not a new product. It is over 150 years old, I'm sure that must mean it is even better.

So, for those of you who are just plum tired of having the man in your life smell like every other guy on the street, tired of having him smell like soap, or aftershave; this product is made for you.

I present The Pope's Cologne:

Now you too can enjoy that old man in polyester robes smell!

Actually, I don't know what the Pope smells like, but logic tells me that an old man who wears polyester robes and lives in a building that was built in the 1300's (I'm guessing no AC) might not be smelling like roses.

Please visit http://www.thepopescologne.com/ to order your bottle and for approximately $25 the ancient smell can infiltrate your nasal passages... or you could go to the senior center on an August day and do some volunteer work! I'll leave that choice up to you!