So, for those of you who are just plum tired of having the man in your life smell like every other guy on the street, tired of having him smell like soap, or aftershave; this product is made for you.
I present The Pope's Cologne:
Now you too can enjoy that old man in polyester robes smell!
Actually, I don't know what the Pope smells like, but logic tells me that an old man who wears polyester robes and lives in a building that was built in the 1300's (I'm guessing no AC) might not be smelling like roses.
Please visit http://www.thepopescologne.com/ to order your bottle and for approximately $25 the ancient smell can infiltrate your nasal passages... or you could go to the senior center on an August day and do some volunteer work! I'll leave that choice up to you!