A little discussion about Big Ben
First, he "Busted a Gut!"
Now, he has a "Stitch in his side!"
And it "hurts when he laughs!"
I know what you're thinking!
My riotously, amusing wit is proving to be too much for Big Ben's health.
We all know the real danger here is that if I don't stop with the cheesy jokes I might make him lactose intolerant.